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Old 05-18-2012, 01:16 PM   #1
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Guy walks into a gay bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks if he’s new and if he knows what type of bar he’s in. The guy says yes I’m new to the area and does it matter if I’m gay or not. The bartender replies, no, but everyone has a nick name for their penis and you must name yours. The guy looks at the bartender and says “I’m not sure I understand”. The bartender points over to one guy and says he calls his “Maxwell House” it’s good to the last drop. Then points to another guy and says, he calls his “Milk” it does a body good. The new guy thinks for a while and says, “Secret”. The bartender looks at the guy and says I don’t get it. The new guy explains, well its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:19 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:29 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:37 PM   #4
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:39 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:43 PM   #6
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:27 PM   #7
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that was pretty a good one
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