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04-25-2012, 08:25 AM
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All I Need To Know I Learned On THe Cattle Ranch
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: - The ones who learn by reading. - The few who learn by observation. - The rest of them have to touch the electric fence to see if it's really on. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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04-25-2012, 09:49 AM
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Re: All I Need To Know I Learned On THe Cattle Ranch
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04-25-2012, 12:14 PM
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Re: All I Need To Know I Learned On THe Cattle Ranch
Nice! Words to live by!
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04-25-2012, 12:25 PM
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On another adventure
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Re: All I Need To Know I Learned On THe Cattle Ranch
Oh boy have I been working on #4 for a loooong time...
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