Divorce - Page 2

BlindedByScience · 03-04-2012, 05:52 PM

Q: Why is divorce so expensive...??
A: Because it's worth it...!!

Hang in there brother....sounds like the pattern is clear and you're on to better times...!!

03-04-2012, 05:52 PM

I never knew the meaning of happiness until I got married, but by then it was too late

jluck · 03-04-2012, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

I think I pee'd a little....

backwoods357 · 03-04-2012, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

I'm already peeling the potatoes.

Do you have a license for that peeler (and any peel suppressor that might be attached)?

bobarian · 03-05-2012, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

I'm already peeling the potatoes.

We have a no concealed peeler rule at our herfs!

dwoodward · 03-05-2012, 01:23 AM

Better off without her. If you're the one making the money, who is she to say how you spend it? Afterall, what kind of woman doesn't let her man have his hobbies.

c

REV · 03-05-2012, 04:35 AM

i have to say that if anyone woman gives a man the " its (inanimate object) or me" speech, it def wasnt meant to be. real love doesnt have boundaries.

so on behalf of men everywhere,

i would also like to give you your nuts back and reinstate your man card.

irratebass · 03-05-2012, 04:54 AM

You're still my hero.

Zanaspus · 03-05-2012, 10:13 AM

May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job.

deaster25 · 03-06-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Zanaspus

May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job.

You might have some competition for that job.

shilala · 03-06-2012, 09:56 AM

I listened to that "do that and I'll divorce you" crap for lots of years. I finally got the papers and little plastic arrows that showed her where to sign.

Sam Leccia · 03-08-2012, 04:06 PM

great story.

awesome room.

cjhalbrooks · 03-08-2012, 04:44 PM

my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again

KidRock · 03-08-2012, 05:36 PM

you are the man no doubt...way to stick to your guns bro

14holestogie · 03-08-2012, 05:39 PM

The potatoes are ready!

dwoodward · 03-08-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks

my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again

Very witty, I am so stealing that if the "your stuff or me" comment ever comes along.

I'm going to stick that into the depth of my long term (or maybe short term) memory.

cjhalbrooks · 03-08-2012, 06:08 PM

Just be ready to hold your ground..

dwoodward · 03-08-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks

Just be ready to hold your ground..

I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.

replicant_argent · 03-08-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dwoodward

I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.

You may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and I wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how I know.

Hell, you can ask Tom. He may even give you her number.

icehog3 · 03-08-2012, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

you may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and i wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how i know.

hell, you can ask tom. He may even give you her number.

666.

03-04-2012, 05:52 PM	#21
BlindedByScience Proud USMC Dad Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Tom Location: Vancouver WA Posts: 237 Trading: (0)	Re: Divorce Q: Why is divorce so expensive...?? A: Because it's worth it...!! Hang in there brother....sounds like the pattern is clear and you're on to better times...!! __________________ "They that give up essential liberty to obtain temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

03-04-2012, 05:52 PM	#22
ysr_racer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Divorce I never knew the meaning of happiness until I got married, but by then it was too late

03-05-2012, 01:23 AM	#26
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: Divorce Better off without her. If you're the one making the money, who is she to say how you spend it? Afterall, what kind of woman doesn't let her man have his hobbies. c

03-05-2012, 04:35 AM	#27
REV Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: David Location: Charleston SC Posts: 66 Trading: (1)	Re: Divorce i have to say that if anyone woman gives a man the " its (inanimate object) or me" speech, it def wasnt meant to be. real love doesnt have boundaries. so on behalf of men everywhere, i would also like to give you your nuts back and reinstate your man card.

03-05-2012, 04:54 AM	#28
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Divorce You're still my hero. __________________

03-05-2012, 10:13 AM	#29
Zanaspus Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Tony Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 492 Trading: (3)	Re: Divorce May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job. __________________ If you're gonna be a lamb, you might as well be a sheep.

03-06-2012, 09:56 AM	#31
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Divorce I listened to that "do that and I'll divorce you" crap for lots of years. I finally got the papers and little plastic arrows that showed her where to sign. __________________

03-08-2012, 04:06 PM	#32
Sam Leccia Just in from the Storm Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Sam Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 46 Trading: (0)	Re: Divorce great story. awesome room.

03-08-2012, 04:44 PM	#33
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Divorce my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

03-08-2012, 05:36 PM	#34
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: Divorce you are the man no doubt...way to stick to your guns bro __________________ Moped Herf Crew 11

03-08-2012, 05:39 PM	#35
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Divorce The potatoes are ready! __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

03-08-2012, 06:08 PM	#37
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Divorce Just be ready to hold your ground.. __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD