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Old 02-02-2012, 07:55 PM   #1
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So my wife read this on Facebook

Guns don't kill people
Daddies with pretty daughters do.

so i asked her if my father-in-law has killed anyone.

her response was "No he hasn't why?"

I just looked at her with out saying a word wait a min yep she figured it.
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Old 02-02-2012, 07:57 PM   #2
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I'm pretty sure the wife would say the same....and then about an hour she would yell at me!!
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Old 02-02-2012, 08:07 PM   #3
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Mine would probably say the same.
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:21 PM   #4
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Guns don't kill people, pissed off wives do!!!!!!
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:22 PM   #5
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Funny, but sleep with one eye open brother
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Old 02-03-2012, 03:37 PM   #6
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Funny, but sleep with one eye open brother
Now that's funny!!!
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