Why Cinderella's Late

Ogre · 01-30-2012, 09:17 PM

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother," Cinderella replied. "He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

"I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...."

Taki · 01-30-2012, 09:19 PM

. Nice brother

irratebass · 01-31-2012, 04:53 AM

Good one

01-31-2012, 07:23 AM

Lmao!!!

01-31-2012, 10:47 AM

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yourchoice · 01-31-2012, 11:10 AM

Dave128 · 01-31-2012, 12:35 PM

kelmac07 · 01-31-2012, 03:22 PM

joeobx · 01-31-2012, 09:27 PM

This one got a out loud laugh

MedicCook · 01-31-2012, 09:29 PM

theonlybear4CORT · 01-31-2012, 10:37 PM

Hahahahahahah I love it! The wife said "ewwwwwwwww"

01-30-2012, 09:17 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Why Cinderella's Late Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother," Cinderella replied. "He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...." __________________

01-30-2012, 09:19 PM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Why Cinderella's Late . Nice brother __________________

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irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Why Cinderella's Late Good one __________________

01-31-2012, 07:23 AM	#4
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Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Why Cinderella's Late __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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01-31-2012, 09:27 PM	#9
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Why Cinderella's Late This one got a out loud laugh __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

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01-31-2012, 10:37 PM	#11
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Why Cinderella's Late Hahahahahahah I love it! The wife said "ewwwwwwwww"