The wife busted me!

Crownedone · 01-17-2012, 09:03 PM

Well as many of you know I am away from home working and somewhere along the way I mentioned to the wife one night that an order of cigars will be coming to the house. During our conversation I also mentioned, said or mumbled....something about being out....almost out....well that was weeks ago and I had forgotten the conversation. Unfortunately my wife had not.

Tonight I got my nightly call, but this time she came out with "I thought you said you were out of cigars, you got two humidors full!" Ok….now at this point in the conversation I should have just stated talking house wives of some place or another, but not me I made the mistake of " but...but,. Honey those are not my daily smokes those have been there for over a year aging....you will immediately see my mistake. I was toast from that point on. No talk of Jimi choo shoes was going to save my butt....the conversation ended with her saying “don’t tell me your out when you’re not”....and me just sounding like an old motor boat...”butbutbutbut”.

I better make that call to Jimi sooner rather than later. Just wanted to share the shame!

44stampede · 01-17-2012, 09:37 PM

hahaha. Nice. Cigars are as mysterious to women as shoes and bags are to men. I have a wife with a closet full of bags that she never uses and shoes that she wore once. This works to my advantage as she has no leg to stand on with my sticks.

She'll get over it.

hapi · 01-17-2012, 09:37 PM

This very very bad. I lucky and not have this problm. Good friends keep for me. You try next time and see.

-Hapi

Jasonw560 · 01-17-2012, 09:39 PM

As long as mine can go junkin' and get stuff to sell, I'm in the clear with my cigars and shaving stuff.

01-17-2012, 09:43 PM

Ouch. I bet she understands the difference if you break down the cost of smoking a daily smoker vs a more costly well aged smoke. On second thought don't go with that argument. Apologize lots and buy more shoes.

Crownedone · 01-17-2012, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by goomer

Ouch. I bet she understands the difference if you break down the cost of smoking a daily smoker vs a more costly well aged smoke. On second thought don't go with that argument. Apologize lots and buy more shoes.

HAAAA...HAAAAA...I actually started down that road....did not go well. just more motor boat sounds.... now I just wont order and ship any thing home until I get off the road.

CigarNut · 01-17-2012, 11:02 PM

Clearly, you have not correctly trained your wife that your cigars are your business and not hers.

Big Maduro · 01-17-2012, 11:44 PM

Lol. My wife found a reciept from CI today. She just kind of scowed at me.

jluck · 01-17-2012, 11:52 PM

I told the wife last Friday when cbid billed the debit card..."that will be the last ones I buy for a while".....little does she know, "A while" is a week....just wait till she sees the bill from this weeks bidding....oh crap!

01-18-2012, 03:35 AM

Guess I'm lucky, my wife would have been like "oh ok".

MrClean · 01-18-2012, 03:53 AM

My wife was kind enough to show me what I spent in the first 3 months, even I was shocked. I said the same thing "that will be it for awhile"........ 2 weeks later, another charge for sticks...... I'm a glutton for punishment.

SteelCityBoy · 01-18-2012, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 44stampede

hahaha. Nice. Cigars are as mysterious to women as shoes and bags are to men. I have a wife with a closet full of bags that she never uses and shoes that she wore once. This works to my advantage as she has no leg to stand on with my sticks.

She'll get over it.

^^^ Very well said! I could not agree more! I had to "explain" to my wife my passion for cigars and why it is important that I get the time I need to enjoy my hobby and after a while she warmed up to it. Just takes some time...

HollywoodQue · 01-18-2012, 05:25 AM

Remember, all women have that mother hearing and memories like an elephant.

SteelCityBoy · 01-18-2012, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HollywoodQue

Remember, all women have that mother hearing and memories like an elephant.

Yes! This too ^^^ is very true! It helps for me when I "PIF" for my wife. As long as she feels she is put first, she is usually fine with me and smokes!

massphatness · 01-18-2012, 06:56 AM

We've all been there, bro

Stevez · 01-18-2012, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MrClean

My wife was kind enough to show me what I spent in the first 3 months, even I was shocked. I said the same thing "that will be it for awhile"........ 2 weeks later, another charge for sticks...... I'm a glutton for punishment.

This is me to a "T". Wife prepared a spreadsheet and I was toast as someone esle put it. Now everytime a box is delivered she scowls and says "more cigars" (with strong negative emphasis I might add). Oh well, after 28 years she gets over it. Steve

maninblack · 01-18-2012, 08:01 AM

My wife used to get upset at my purchases, but now she just tells me I have a package waiting and leaves it at that. I am one lucky man.

chippewastud79 · 01-18-2012, 08:55 AM

24 hour rule: If she doesn't notice them within 24 hours of being in the house, she can't be angry about them.

chaase321 · 01-18-2012, 09:37 AM

My wife's response to my CI bill:

"Now I see what couples fight over money"

Then she walked off...the fight didn't happen, but the point was made! lol oh well...here's to buying more!

pektel · 01-18-2012, 10:02 AM

My gf (pretty much wife, been together for 7-8 years) has her own cooler of cigars. She was a little upset that I converted the wine fridge to a humi though.

All I gotta do is keep her away from the Cubans. I dont' want to have to worry about my 01 CoLa or other aged smokes disappearing on me.

01-17-2012, 09:03 PM	#1
Crownedone Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Stephen Location: crawfordville fl. Posts: 289 Trading: (0)	The wife busted me! Well as many of you know I am away from home working and somewhere along the way I mentioned to the wife one night that an order of cigars will be coming to the house. During our conversation I also mentioned, said or mumbled....something about being out....almost out....well that was weeks ago and I had forgotten the conversation. Unfortunately my wife had not. Tonight I got my nightly call, but this time she came out with "I thought you said you were out of cigars, you got two humidors full!" Ok….now at this point in the conversation I should have just stated talking house wives of some place or another, but not me I made the mistake of " but...but,. Honey those are not my daily smokes those have been there for over a year aging....you will immediately see my mistake. I was toast from that point on. No talk of Jimi choo shoes was going to save my butt....the conversation ended with her saying “don’t tell me your out when you’re not”....and me just sounding like an old motor boat...”butbutbutbut”. I better make that call to Jimi sooner rather than later. Just wanted to share the shame!

01-17-2012, 09:37 PM	#2
44stampede Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Brett Location: Singapore Posts: 985 Trading: (21)	Re: The wife busted me! hahaha. Nice. Cigars are as mysterious to women as shoes and bags are to men. I have a wife with a closet full of bags that she never uses and shoes that she wore once. This works to my advantage as she has no leg to stand on with my sticks. She'll get over it. __________________ Found his new, addictive time waster.

01-17-2012, 09:37 PM	#3
hapi Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Hapisan Location: MD Posts: 27 Trading: (0)	Re: The wife busted me! This very very bad. I lucky and not have this problm. Good friends keep for me. You try next time and see. -Hapi

01-17-2012, 09:39 PM	#4
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: The wife busted me! As long as mine can go junkin' and get stuff to sell, I'm in the clear with my cigars and shaving stuff. __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling

01-17-2012, 09:43 PM	#5
goomer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The wife busted me! Ouch. I bet she understands the difference if you break down the cost of smoking a daily smoker vs a more costly well aged smoke. On second thought don't go with that argument. Apologize lots and buy more shoes.

01-17-2012, 11:02 PM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The wife busted me! Clearly, you have not correctly trained your wife that your cigars are your business and not hers. __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-17-2012, 11:44 PM	#8
Big Maduro Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Ohio Posts: 479 Trading: (14)	Re: The wife busted me! Lol. My wife found a reciept from CI today. She just kind of scowed at me.

01-17-2012, 11:52 PM	#9
jluck Way out there Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Jared Location: Oregon Posts: 1,289 Trading: (12)	Re: The wife busted me! I told the wife last Friday when cbid billed the debit card..."that will be the last ones I buy for a while".....little does she know, "A while" is a week....just wait till she sees the bill from this weeks bidding....oh crap!

01-18-2012, 03:35 AM	#10
tx_tuff Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The wife busted me! Guess I'm lucky, my wife would have been like "oh ok".

01-18-2012, 03:53 AM	#11
MrClean Bald Man Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jeff Location: KC MO Posts: 2,229 Trading: (28)	Re: The wife busted me! My wife was kind enough to show me what I spent in the first 3 months, even I was shocked. I said the same thing "that will be it for awhile"........ 2 weeks later, another charge for sticks...... I'm a glutton for punishment. __________________ http://jeffcarrollphotos.com Not a photographer, just a dude with a camera. Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

01-18-2012, 05:25 AM	#13
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,122 Trading: (46)	Re: The wife busted me! Remember, all women have that mother hearing and memories like an elephant.

01-18-2012, 06:56 AM	#15
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01-18-2012, 08:01 AM	#17
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: The wife busted me! My wife used to get upset at my purchases, but now she just tells me I have a package waiting and leaves it at that. I am one lucky man. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

01-18-2012, 08:55 AM	#18
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: The wife busted me! 24 hour rule: If she doesn't notice them within 24 hours of being in the house, she can't be angry about them. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

01-18-2012, 09:37 AM	#19
chaase321 ZOTL's mmmmm brainssss Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Cole Location: Woodbridge VA Posts: 2,114 Trading: (81)	Re: The wife busted me! My wife's response to my CI bill: "Now I see what couples fight over money" Then she walked off...the fight didn't happen, but the point was made! lol oh well...here's to buying more! __________________ ZOTL our appetites will ALWAYS be bigger than your braaaiiiins... Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

01-18-2012, 10:02 AM	#20
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: The wife busted me! My gf (pretty much wife, been together for 7-8 years) has her own cooler of cigars. She was a little upset that I converted the wine fridge to a humi though. All I gotta do is keep her away from the Cubans. I dont' want to have to worry about my 01 CoLa or other aged smokes disappearing on me. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.