Go Fly a Kite

SNKBYT · 01-15-2012, 08:46 AM

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

Taki · 01-15-2012, 08:49 AM

Always a favorite of mine!!

MurphysLaw · 01-15-2012, 09:16 AM

jwintosh · 01-15-2012, 09:18 AM

haha!!

kelmac07 · 01-15-2012, 09:39 AM

CigarSquid · 01-15-2012, 09:47 AM

Good one

Ogre · 01-15-2012, 09:50 AM

irratebass · 01-15-2012, 03:48 PM

never heard this one, I liked it

longknocker · 01-15-2012, 03:54 PM

& True!

Steve · 01-15-2012, 04:02 PM

Skywalker · 01-15-2012, 08:47 PM

01-15-2012, 11:06 PM

01-20-2012, 09:08 PM

sounds like my wife....

01-15-2012, 08:46 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Go Fly a Kite I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.' I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

01-15-2012, 08:49 AM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Go Fly a Kite Always a favorite of mine!! __________________

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01-15-2012, 09:18 AM	#4
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01-15-2012, 09:39 AM	#5
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longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,161 Trading: (82)	Re: Go Fly a Kite & True!

01-15-2012, 04:02 PM	#10
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01-15-2012, 11:06 PM	#12
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01-20-2012, 09:08 PM	#13
schollianmj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Go Fly a Kite sounds like my wife....