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Old 09-14-2011, 12:33 AM   #21
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:16 AM   #22
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If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.
A game card produced by a company that was too scared to print 'Chuck Norris'?
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:27 AM   #23
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom...
I'm certainly NOT man enough to ask him!
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:44 PM   #24
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Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:26 PM   #25
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I want to read this book
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:07 PM   #26
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NUN-CHUCKS....

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Old 09-22-2011, 08:17 PM   #27
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:31 PM   #28
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:53 PM   #29
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NUN-CHUCKS....
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:06 PM   #30
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:55 PM   #31
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Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 02:12 PM   #32
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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 02:20 PM   #33
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Chuck Norris doesn't have cancer. Cancer has Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 02:20 PM   #34
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Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...
I have yet to see a cartoon split a bolder or Photoshop a motivational poster.
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:18 PM   #36
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He is a bad @$$...
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:45 PM   #38
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Fact: Jack Bauer can break Chuck Norris URL links with his mind.

With. His. MIND.
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