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			 Dad Jokester Supreme 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			The tongue whispers lies, but actions shout the truth. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Have a great day! 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			![]() I would be the Wise and bearded guy, Mike is the babyface  
		
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			Or, shortened for time, "My ex-wife is a slut".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Dad Jokester Supreme 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Fortunately, I don't have THAT problem...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			 PATRIOT and VETERAN 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			here is two: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"It is easier to fly a kite in a tornado than to convince a teenager he's wrong" "My wife said that I would gain less weight if I would use a small bowl when I get myself ice cream. The results are not impressive. Not only am I still gaining weight, but now my ice cream falls over the side of the bowl." 
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			"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" Last edited by SNKBYT; 12-07-2011 at 08:37 PM.  | 
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			 PhD from Sarcastic State 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			A bird in the hand means you won't go hungry.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling  | 
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			 Yes I am a Pirate 
			
			
			
				
			
 
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			Always smell the milk before you drink it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.  | 
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