I'm just saying

gorob23 · 11-13-2011, 12:34 PM

WOMEN
Two female friends are catching up: "So, how was your evening last night?"
"A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare in 4 minutes, 'granted' me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. And you?"
"Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work.
He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours.
Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour.
We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful..."
MEN
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are 'networking': "So, how was your evening last night?"
"Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we did it and I fell asleep. You?"
"A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf.
When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.
It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful...!
Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home.
Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these candles to avoid knocking everything down.
I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get in the mood, if you know what I mean.
In the end, I was so upset by it all, that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing..."

Rob

Taki · 11-13-2011, 12:40 PM

Taki · 11-13-2011, 12:41 PM

Sounds about right....on both accounts!!

irratebass · 11-13-2011, 03:13 PM

Awesome!!

Ogre · 11-13-2011, 03:18 PM

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688sonarmen · 11-13-2011, 04:17 PM

Nice one Rob

Swany · 11-13-2011, 07:05 PM

I'll take the first scenario. Good stuff right there.

11-13-2011, 12:34 PM	#1
gorob23 Brother of the Leaf Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rob Location: On The Deck Posts: 969 Trading: (0)	I'm just saying WOMEN Two female friends are catching up: "So, how was your evening last night?" "A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare in 4 minutes, 'granted' me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. And you?" "Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful..." MEN Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are 'networking': "So, how was your evening last night?" "Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we did it and I fell asleep. You?" "A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful...! Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get in the mood, if you know what I mean. In the end, I was so upset by it all, that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing..." Rob __________________ I LOVE The BLACKHAWKS! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "Snow Globe" I miss light switch

11-13-2011, 12:40 PM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: I'm just saying __________________

11-13-2011, 12:41 PM	#3
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: I'm just saying Sounds about right....on both accounts!! __________________

11-13-2011, 03:13 PM	#4
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: I'm just saying Awesome!! __________________

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11-13-2011, 04:11 PM	#6
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11-13-2011, 04:17 PM	#7
688sonarmen Shipmate! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Jake Location: Norwich, Ct Posts: 2,698 Trading: (17)	Re: I'm just saying Nice one Rob

11-13-2011, 07:05 PM	#8
Swany Just in from the Storm Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Robert Location: Eglin AFB Posts: 41 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm just saying I'll take the first scenario. Good stuff right there. __________________ People say motivation doesn't last ....... well neither does bathing, that's why we do it everyday!