A young woman goes to her doctor

TonySmith · 10-19-2011, 05:19 PM

A young woman goes to her doctor, afraid of the green spot on the inside of each of her thighs,
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, they seem to be getting worse."
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings are not real gold."

Ogre · 10-19-2011, 05:23 PM

Bill86 · 10-19-2011, 05:24 PM

Mattso3000 · 10-19-2011, 05:25 PM

Nice.

kydsid · 10-19-2011, 06:25 PM

lol

kelmac07 · 10-19-2011, 06:27 PM

10-19-2011, 05:19 PM	#1
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	A young woman goes to her doctor A young woman goes to her doctor, afraid of the green spot on the inside of each of her thighs, "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings are not real gold."

10-19-2011, 05:23 PM	#2
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