The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...

12-30-2008, 09:39 PM

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

12-30-2008, 09:41 PM

See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy

Genetic Defect · 12-30-2008, 10:09 PM

shvictor · 12-30-2008, 10:11 PM

This thread is just too easy..

Genetic Defect · 12-30-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shvictor

This thread is just too easy..

So is Darrell

shvictor · 12-30-2008, 10:14 PM

I have to wonder if this will be the first time Darrell has seen a rubber dong spraying apple juice.

md4958 · 12-30-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

i... cant...even...catch.....my...... breath!!!

elderboy02 · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Sorry to hear this Darrell

I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

Whee · 12-30-2008, 11:04 PM

Dude, that's....just...brutal....

Mugen910 · 12-30-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 12:09 AM

Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done.

Genetic Defect · 12-31-2008, 12:10 AM

I am sure he will be a happy camper

Spect · 12-31-2008, 12:41 AM

Can you at least make comments like "Dude you better have the Doctor look at that..."

shilala · 12-31-2008, 12:44 AM

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

Genetic Defect · 12-31-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 12:49 AM

I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well.

12-31-2008, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by spect

can you at least make comments like "dude you better have the doctor look at that..."

bwhahhahahaha

12-31-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

That's not what I heard.

12-31-2008, 01:18 AM

Where can I go to register soldiers to receive care packages? I’m trying to keep the morale high within my currently deployed section.

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by STANGIN2

Where can I go to register soldiers to receive care packages? I’m trying to keep the morale high within my currently deployed section.

You can start by introducing yourself in the New Inmate thread, and let us know a little about yourself...

12-30-2008, 09:39 PM	#1
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days. I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men. What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice. They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet. Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

12-30-2008, 09:41 PM	#2
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. See if the gay bird man can spot you that day! I hope they have an eye wash station handy

12-30-2008, 10:09 PM	#3
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

12-30-2008, 10:11 PM	#4
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12-30-2008, 10:14 PM	#6
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I have to wonder if this will be the first time Darrell has seen a rubber dong spraying apple juice. __________________

12-30-2008, 10:59 PM	#8
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Sorry to hear this Darrell I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

12-30-2008, 11:04 PM	#9
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12-31-2008, 12:10 AM	#12
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I am sure he will be a happy camper __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

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12-31-2008, 12:44 AM	#14
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload. __________________

12-31-2008, 12:49 AM	#16
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,444 Trading: (60)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-31-2008, 01:18 AM	#19
STANGIN2 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Where can I go to register soldiers to receive care packages? I’m trying to keep the morale high within my currently deployed section.