Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > General Discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-25-2011, 01:05 PM   #1
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

I stopped to mail a book and the Postmaster was pretty talky today.
He said a lady had just came in to get her mail and received a package of drugs (heart medicine) for her husband.
The odd part is that he's been dead for 11 years, he died of a heart attack. She has never gotten anything like this since he died, and the drugs hadn't been lost in the mail, they were recently postmarked.
Initially I figured computer work spit out some old scripts, but then I got thinking...

Any thoughts?
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:07 PM   #2
hotreds
Ephesians 2:8
 
hotreds's Avatar
13
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed"
Posts: 11,665
Trading: (63)
Bolivar
hotreds has disabled reputation
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Who sent the drugs?
__________________
God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.
hotreds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:12 PM   #3
357
Will herf for food
 
357's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mike
Location: Home is where I park it
Posts: 4,075
Trading: (9)
VR
357 is a splendid one to behold357 is a splendid one to behold357 is a splendid one to behold357 is a splendid one to behold357 is a splendid one to behold357 is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Buying in 10 year supply with an auto renewal?
__________________
“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain
357 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:28 PM   #4
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by hotreds View Post
Who sent the drugs?
My bad, sorry Hugh. They came from the VA.
I should also say that he used to get this script regularly from the VA, but it stopped upon his death, as it should.
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:35 PM   #5
N2 GOLD
MIND OVER MATTER...
 
N2 GOLD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
First Name: RICO
Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W
Posts: 2,330
Trading: (1)
SCdlH
N2 GOLD will become famous soon enoughN2 GOLD will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Free drugs...
__________________
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.
N2 GOLD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:35 PM   #6
WittyUserName
WOOOHOOO
 
WittyUserName's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
First Name: Adam
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,455
Trading: (15)
WittyUserName has a spectacular aura aboutWittyUserName has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Maybe she is just lonely and wanted something to remind her of him.

Drugs are fun....
WittyUserName is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:36 PM   #7
Skywalker
BABOTL
 
Skywalker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Dice
Location: Galaxy Far Far Away
Posts: 10,168
Trading: (18)
Partagas
Skywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud of
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by WittyUserName View Post
Maybe she is just lonely and wanted something to remind her of him.

Drugs are fun....
__________________

Smoke what you like!!!
Skywalker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:37 PM   #8
Scothew
CA Scott #2658
 
Scothew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
First Name: Scott
Location: AL
Posts: 580
Trading: (5)
Partagas
Scothew will become famous soon enoughScothew will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Nothing says WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like some nitro pills
__________________

Bráithreachas Thar Gach Ní
Scothew is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:41 PM   #9
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Wish they would find my address with some Valium, Scott.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:41 PM   #10
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

They were nitroglycerine. I asked cause I figured they were pain pills and one of the kids may have had a bright idea.
Can you get gooned up on nitro? Forgive my ignorance, I'll be shocked if there's an abusable drug that I've not dumped in me along the way.
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:43 PM   #11
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Wish they would find my address with some Valium, Scott.
I'm going to the doctor to get me some valium tomorrow, Admiral!!!
I'm totally stoked, I've been walking like I have a board up my ass for the last two days since I ran out. Stuck muscles with no muscle relaxers totally sucks.
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:47 PM   #12
Ogre
****CENSORED****
 
Ogre's Avatar
7
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
First Name: Larry
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 12,068
Trading: (46)
Montecristo
Ogre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant future
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala View Post
They were nitroglycerine. I asked cause I figured they were pain pills and one of the kids may have had a bright idea.
Can you get gooned up on nitro? Forgive my ignorance, I'll be shocked if there's an abusable drug that I've not dumped in me along the way.
No you can not get "Gooned" on nitro. Actually if you take it when not needed it can do just the opposite, DEATH. Its not something to mess around with.
__________________
Ogre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:56 PM   #13
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre View Post
No you can not get "Gooned" on nitro. Actually if you take it when not needed it can do just the opposite, DEATH. Its not something to mess around with.
Thanks, Larry. I checked, google says low abuse potential.
My first thought was that they have a junkie kid with access to personal information and were trying to secure something they could high on. I suppose that idea is out.
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 01:59 PM   #14
Scothew
CA Scott #2658
 
Scothew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
First Name: Scott
Location: AL
Posts: 580
Trading: (5)
Partagas
Scothew will become famous soon enoughScothew will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala View Post
They were nitroglycerine. I asked cause I figured they were pain pills and one of the kids may have had a bright idea.
Can you get gooned up on nitro? Forgive my ignorance, I'll be shocked if there's an abusable drug that I've not dumped in me along the way.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre View Post
No you can not get "Gooned" on nitro. Actually if you take it when not needed it can do just the opposite, DEATH. Its not something to mess around with.
Yeah my post was in pure jest and really didnt think i'd hit it with teh right scrip. Recreational Nitro: NOT a smart idea.
__________________

Bráithreachas Thar Gach Ní
Scothew is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 02:49 PM   #15
maninblack
Will smoke for food
 
maninblack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
First Name: Kevin
Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens
Posts: 10,637
Trading: (80)
Partagas
maninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Free ambien would be nice. Nothing says fun like sleep driving. I keed, I keed.
__________________
Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA
maninblack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 02:55 PM   #16
area51
Blowing Smoke Rings
 
area51's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
First Name: Ken
Location: Tejas
Posts: 1,259
Trading: (3)
Bolivar Army (Active)
area51 has a spectacular aura aboutarea51 has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Probably a computer error glitch.
__________________
area51 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 02:57 PM   #17
Drez
The Warden
 
Drez's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
First Name: Frank
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 3,768
Trading: (35)
Cohiba MarineCorps (Retired)
Drez is a glorious beacon of lightDrez is a glorious beacon of lightDrez is a glorious beacon of lightDrez is a glorious beacon of lightDrez is a glorious beacon of lightDrez is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Interesting.....
__________________

They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!
Drez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 03:06 PM   #18
hotreds
Ephesians 2:8
 
hotreds's Avatar
13
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed"
Posts: 11,665
Trading: (63)
Bolivar
hotreds has disabled reputation
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by area51 View Post
Probably a computer error glitch.
Likely, but GIGO. The VA is govt run, after all. Will be interesting to see if more come next month. (Even IF the lady calls to inform of death. AGAIN.)
__________________
God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.
hotreds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 03:31 PM   #19
shilala
Dear Lord, Thank You.
 
shilala's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
Trading: (252)
Cuaba
shilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond reputeshilala has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

I figured it was the hand of her husband reaching out from the grave to send her a message to go see the heart doctor before she kacks.
At least that's my final position in the matter.
__________________
shilala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2011, 04:33 PM   #20
G G
BR549
 
G G's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Greg
Location: Taylor, FL.
Posts: 12,730
Trading: (10)
Bolivar
G G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant future
Default Re: Odd Post Office Story From This Morning...

Quote:
Originally Posted by area51 View Post
Probably a computer error glitch.
I think so too. I had something similar but disimalar not too long ago. I got a letter in the mail from the clerk of courts saying something about some child support. Since my son is 21 years old and he lived with me since he was 8 until he was old enough to move out, i was kinda at a loss to know what happened. I am pretty sure I don't have any bastard children from my younger wild seed sowing days so I called them and it was a computer glitch that had somehow went back over ten years and they told me to throw it away.
G G is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:29 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.