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Old 05-27-2011, 11:08 AM   #1
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A man goes into a Barnes and Noble and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:23 AM   #3
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My coworkers are wondering why I suddenly busted out laughing...
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:33 AM   #4
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Must been written by a woman!!!

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Old 05-27-2011, 02:31 PM   #5
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Must been written by a woman!!!

Or an Irishman.....
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:40 PM   #6
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:44 PM   #9
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Or an Irishman.....
There goes my aspirations to be a p@rn star!
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:49 PM   #10
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How was it Tom?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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That's why Barnes and Noble closed so many stores
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Old 05-28-2011, 12:16 AM   #13
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That's what she said, Paul.
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