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Old 12-17-2008, 12:44 PM   #1
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I checked into a hotel and said to the desk clerk "I hope that the x rated channel in my room is disabled."
She glared at me and said "No it's regular **** you sick bastage."
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:45 PM   #2
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:45 PM   #3
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hahahahahah!!
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:26 PM   #4
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:00 PM   #5
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That's frikin' funny.
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Old 12-18-2008, 12:33 AM   #6
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