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Old 04-19-2011, 09:14 AM   #1
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A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:23 AM   #2
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:25 AM   #3
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Now ain't that the truth...LOL
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:50 AM   #4
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funny,
I just got off the phone with him
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:51 AM   #5
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awesome!
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:15 AM   #6
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Thanks for the smile, Admiral.

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing!



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Old 04-19-2011, 10:44 AM   #7
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LMAO, that is awesome
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:03 AM   #8
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:30 AM   #9
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:34 AM   #10
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Very good.
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:36 AM   #11
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I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:37 AM   #12
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true....
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:51 AM   #13
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I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone!
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:15 PM   #14
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3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh.
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:18 PM   #15
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Oh, So true.
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:20 PM   #16
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haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:38 PM   #17
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This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.
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Old 04-19-2011, 05:34 PM   #18
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Thanks for the smile, Admiral.

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing!

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Old 04-19-2011, 08:14 PM   #19
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So true!!
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