Hillbilly Vasectomy

G G · 04-18-2011, 08:13 PM

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can ne xt to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, Texas and Washington DC

GolfNut · 04-18-2011, 08:16 PM

BAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That would work for Florida too!

Steve · 04-18-2011, 08:44 PM

Ogre · 04-18-2011, 08:53 PM

I dont care where your from, thats just funny!!!!!

Aero95 · 04-18-2011, 09:01 PM

thebayratt · 04-18-2011, 09:17 PM

WOW!! Thats funny

Fordman4ever · 04-18-2011, 09:21 PM

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. It works in Georgia also.

kelmac07 · 04-19-2011, 06:36 AM

Montano · 04-19-2011, 07:10 AM

taltos · 04-19-2011, 07:19 AM

You forgot North and South Carolina!

TBone · 04-19-2011, 08:35 AM

Stephen · 04-19-2011, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolfNut

BAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That would work for Florida too!

No it wouldn't, because you first need to possess the ability to count to ten...

Skywalker · 04-20-2011, 03:44 PM

N2 GOLD · 04-20-2011, 03:55 PM

WOW!!!

05-07-2011, 08:21 AM

04-18-2011, 08:13 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can ne xt to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, Texas and Washington DC Last edited by G G; 04-18-2011 at 08:18 PM.

04-18-2011, 08:16 PM	#2
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy BAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That would work for Florida too! __________________ www.wineadors.com

04-18-2011, 08:44 PM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-18-2011, 08:53 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy I dont care where your from, thats just funny!!!!! __________________

04-18-2011, 09:01 PM	#5
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04-18-2011, 09:17 PM	#6
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy WOW!! Thats funny

04-18-2011, 09:21 PM	#7
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. It works in Georgia also.

04-19-2011, 06:36 AM	#8
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04-19-2011, 07:10 AM	#9
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04-19-2011, 07:19 AM	#10
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy You forgot North and South Carolina! __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

04-19-2011, 08:35 AM	#11
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04-20-2011, 03:44 PM	#13
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04-20-2011, 03:55 PM	#14
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05-07-2011, 08:21 AM	#15
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