Angering an Irishman

markem · 03-15-2011, 09:00 PM

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

awsmith4 · 03-15-2011, 09:02 PM

MurphysLaw · 03-15-2011, 09:04 PM

TBone · 03-15-2011, 09:05 PM

icehog3 · 03-16-2011, 12:10 AM

emopunker2004 · 03-16-2011, 12:20 AM

HollywoodQue · 03-16-2011, 05:58 AM

kelmac07 · 03-16-2011, 06:08 AM

croatan · 03-16-2011, 09:23 AM

I like that one!

CasaDooley · 03-16-2011, 02:06 PM

Gophernut · 03-16-2011, 03:22 PM

Very Good!

guitar4001 · 03-16-2011, 03:24 PM

hilarious!

N2 GOLD · 03-16-2011, 03:25 PM

03-15-2011, 09:00 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Angering an Irishman Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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