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Old 03-04-2011, 08:48 PM   #1
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Default You're in the army now

Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:00 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:48 AM   #3
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correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:28 PM   #4
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When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:30 PM   #5
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I am soo stealing this
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Old 03-10-2011, 03:58 PM   #6
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That's no joke, thats for real...LOL
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Old 03-10-2011, 04:11 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2011, 06:57 PM   #8
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Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything.
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Old 03-11-2011, 07:05 PM   #9
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But like joining any service, prepare for battle!
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Old 03-11-2011, 07:35 PM   #10
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Ain't that the truth!
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:37 AM   #11
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But like joining any service, prepare for battle!
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:39 AM   #12
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Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her. Good Luck!
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:45 AM   #13
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I chuckled.good one.
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