The Church Fart

CigarNut · 03-01-2011, 09:04 PM

This says it all about getting older and the whole aging thing...

An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

kelmac07 · 03-01-2011, 09:05 PM

Skywalker · 03-01-2011, 09:06 PM

Ogre · 03-01-2011, 09:07 PM

Thats Mac and Kelli on Sundays!!! LOL

Average Joe · 03-01-2011, 09:17 PM

CigarNut · 03-01-2011, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Thats Mac and Kelli on Sundays!!! LOL

I assume that you are inferring that Mac needs the new hearing aid and not Kelli

HollywoodQue · 03-01-2011, 09:47 PM

Not bad

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