Fart, or crap?

drob · 02-27-2011, 12:39 PM

If you are not sure if you have to fart or crap, what do you do? Do you go and sit on the toilet, or do you just sit or stand where you are at that particular moment in time and hope for the best?

MiamiE · 02-27-2011, 12:42 PM

Steve · 02-27-2011, 12:43 PM

Ashcan Bill · 02-27-2011, 12:48 PM

As you get older, you'll learn not to trust a fart.

CigarNut · 02-27-2011, 12:49 PM

Is this something that you really need to ask for advice from the world?

CigarNut · 02-27-2011, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

As you get older, you'll learn not to trust a fart.

Jack Nicholson said that in The Bucket List.

hscmit · 02-27-2011, 12:50 PM

shart

markem · 02-27-2011, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut

Is this something that you really need to ask for advice from the world?

next time you have a thought, maybe just let it go

nayslayer · 02-27-2011, 12:53 PM

I usually take my chances and let it rip

Blueface · 02-27-2011, 01:32 PM

I like the challenge of attempting it while standing and not leaving any streaks.

cort · 02-27-2011, 01:53 PM

When you gamble, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. You will never know unless you try it.

02-27-2011, 01:53 PM

The idea is to get cleaned out in the morning so that farts become trustworthy, at least until after lunch.

T.G · 02-27-2011, 01:54 PM

Depends on how many oranges I've eaten.

Blueface · 02-27-2011, 01:57 PM

Make sure one never attempts it with a cigar in the mouth.
Almost chewed right through one my last attempt.

hotreds · 02-27-2011, 02:04 PM

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to sh*t but only farted.

02-27-2011, 12:39 PM	#1
drob Superbowl XLIV Champs! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Here Posts: 245 Trading: (8)	Fart, or crap? If you are not sure if you have to fart or crap, what do you do? Do you go and sit on the toilet, or do you just sit or stand where you are at that particular moment in time and hope for the best? __________________ "Life is a garden - dig it!" - Joe Dirt

02-27-2011, 12:42 PM	#2
MiamiE I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Erick Location: Miami, FL Posts: 2,892 Trading: (38)	Re: Fart, or crap?

02-27-2011, 12:43 PM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fart, or crap? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-27-2011, 12:48 PM	#4
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: Fart, or crap? As you get older, you'll learn not to trust a fart.

02-27-2011, 12:49 PM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Fart, or crap? Is this something that you really need to ask for advice from the world? __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-27-2011, 12:50 PM	#7
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: Fart, or crap? shart

02-27-2011, 12:53 PM	#9
nayslayer Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Larry Location: Wallkill, NY Posts: 166 Trading: (0)	Re: Fart, or crap? I usually take my chances and let it rip

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Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Fart, or crap? I like the challenge of attempting it while standing and not leaving any streaks. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Fart, or crap? When you gamble, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. You will never know unless you try it.

02-27-2011, 01:53 PM	#12
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fart, or crap? The idea is to get cleaned out in the morning so that farts become trustworthy, at least until after lunch.

02-27-2011, 01:54 PM	#13
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Fart, or crap? Depends on how many oranges I've eaten.

02-27-2011, 01:57 PM	#14
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Fart, or crap? Make sure one never attempts it with a cigar in the mouth. Almost chewed right through one my last attempt. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-27-2011, 02:04 PM	#15
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,664 Trading: (63)	Re: Fart, or crap? Here I sit broken hearted Came to sh*t but only farted. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.