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NEW:
I once shared a pie with a monkey,
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he offered a beer that was skunky
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So I cut him a slice,
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Feeling at Home
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He liked it better than Lice
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Maybe that's why his breath was so funky.
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#1646 |
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Spring training is just weeks from now,
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Serial banter killer
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I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)
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#1648 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,
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#1649 |
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Feeling at Home
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Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,
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#1650 |
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Have My Own Room
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Probably time for Fielder to lay off the chow.
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#1651 |
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Have My Own Room
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New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
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#1652 |
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Feeling at Home
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Looking forward to a roll in the hay,
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#1654 |
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I'll call her sister, Mae,
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#1655 |
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Have My Own Room
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And try talking her into a three way.
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Have My Own Room
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New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
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#1657 |
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Feeling at Home
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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
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#1659 |
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Feeling at Home
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The birds, they are singing
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melting-singing?
I call for a do-over, Gary.
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