Gorilla Removal Service

Brutus2600 · 02-14-2011, 12:39 PM

A lady wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in her tree. She looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When she asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it a male or female?"

"Male," she replies.

"Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right there," he states.

An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs.

He then gives the woman some instructions. "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will go to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."

The woman asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"

The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the Chihuahua."

massphatness · 02-14-2011, 12:40 PM

I thought this was going to a synopsis of the pvff takeover of CS

kelmac07 · 02-14-2011, 01:13 PM

emopunker2004 · 02-16-2011, 01:15 AM

Steve · 02-16-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

I thought this was going to a synopsis of the pvff takeover of CS

TBone · 02-16-2011, 02:59 PM

02-14-2011, 12:39 PM	#1
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Gorilla Removal Service A lady wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in her tree. She looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When she asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it a male or female?" "Male," she replies. "Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right there," he states. An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the woman some instructions. "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will go to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him." The woman asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the Chihuahua." __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600

02-14-2011, 12:40 PM	#2
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02-14-2011, 01:13 PM	#3
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02-16-2011, 01:15 AM	#4
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