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02-11-2011, 10:09 AM | #1641 |
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I once shared a pie with a monkey,
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02-11-2011, 10:22 AM | #1642 |
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he offered a beer that was skunky
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02-11-2011, 10:23 AM | #1643 |
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So I cut him a slice,
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02-11-2011, 10:49 AM | #1644 |
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He liked it better than Lice
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02-11-2011, 11:10 AM | #1645 |
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Maybe that's why his breath was so funky.
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02-11-2011, 11:10 AM | #1646 |
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Spring training is just weeks from now,
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02-11-2011, 11:59 AM | #1647 |
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I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)
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02-11-2011, 03:10 PM | #1648 |
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Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,
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02-13-2011, 02:33 PM | #1649 |
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Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,
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02-14-2011, 09:35 AM | #1650 |
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Probably time for Fielder to lay off the chow.
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02-14-2011, 09:36 AM | #1651 |
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I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
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02-14-2011, 09:40 AM | #1652 |
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Looking forward to a roll in the hay,
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02-14-2011, 11:11 AM | #1654 |
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I'll call her sister, Mae,
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02-14-2011, 12:10 PM | #1655 |
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And try talking her into a three way.
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02-14-2011, 12:13 PM | #1656 |
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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
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02-14-2011, 02:50 PM | #1657 |
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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,
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02-15-2011, 08:58 AM | #1659 |
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The birds, they are singing
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02-15-2011, 11:09 AM | #1660 |
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melting-singing?
I call for a do-over, Gary.
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