Limerick Thread! - Page 64

VTDragon · 12-15-2010, 10:18 AM

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Holy Moly my secretary is hot

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

But the HR pukes say touch her not,

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

It's hard to resist that keester of hers.

Too bad it's other women she prefers

12-15-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Too bad it's other women she prefers

And thats why I havent seen what shes got.

12-15-2010, 10:49 AM

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

Doctorossi · 12-15-2010, 11:13 AM

and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.

12-15-2010, 11:27 AM

The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,

Mr B · 12-15-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,

they say bacon fat speeds up your dying.

12-15-2010, 12:23 PM

Thus a bacon wrapped apple makes everything OK

12-15-2010, 12:24 PM

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It is really fun watching people get old,

Gophernut · 12-15-2010, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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It is really fun watching people get old,

And hearing stories that they've already told,

BloodSpite · 12-15-2010, 12:53 PM

The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

Gophernut · 12-15-2010, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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It is really fun watching people get old,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

And hearing stories that they've already told,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,

VTDragon · 12-15-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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It is really fun watching people get old,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

And hearing stories that they've already told,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,

Much better than being in a box and slowly turning to mold

VTDragon · 12-15-2010, 03:14 PM

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

icehog3 · 12-15-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

Mr B · 12-15-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

icehog3 · 12-15-2010, 05:12 PM

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

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Originally Posted by Mr B

a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,

Mr B · 12-15-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

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Originally Posted by Mr B

a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

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Originally Posted by icehog3

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,

Tom, I think your brain needs some fixin'

Mr B · 12-15-2010, 05:20 PM

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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

icehog3 · 12-15-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

Baby's breath and butterfly wings,

(Is that better?

)

Mr B · 12-15-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Baby's breath and butterfly wings,

(Is that better?

)

a little hot sauce and some BBQ rub

12-15-2010, 10:49 AM	#1263
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! New: An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

12-15-2010, 11:13 AM	#1264
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-15-2010, 11:27 AM	#1265
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,

12-15-2010, 12:23 PM	#1267
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! Thus a bacon wrapped apple makes everything OK

12-15-2010, 12:24 PM	#1268
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! New: It is really fun watching people get old,

12-15-2010, 12:53 PM	#1270
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Limerick Thread! The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

12-15-2010, 03:14 PM	#1273
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

12-15-2010, 05:20 PM	#1278
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.