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Old 12-07-2010, 09:15 AM   #1081
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:35 AM   #1082
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One cannot stomach the look of her face,
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:40 AM   #1083
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You can run to avoid her,
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:11 AM   #1084
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:16 AM   #1085
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:18 AM   #1086
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:20 AM   #1087
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:41 AM   #1088
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Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck


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Old 12-07-2010, 11:11 AM   #1089
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:13 AM   #1090
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:24 AM   #1091
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and it's cheaper than betting the races.
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:26 AM   #1092
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:36 AM   #1094
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:44 AM   #1095
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:49 AM   #1096
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sometimes I just want to throw a fit
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:42 PM   #1097
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:43 PM   #1098
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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:57 PM   #1099
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It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.
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Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
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