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12-07-2010, 09:15 AM | #1081 |
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Re: Limerick Thread!
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I know a young lass from *Alsace *(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)
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12-07-2010, 09:35 AM | #1082 |
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One cannot stomach the look of her face,
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12-07-2010, 10:11 AM | #1084 |
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and everyone will concur,
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12-07-2010, 10:16 AM | #1085 | |
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12-07-2010, 10:18 AM | #1086 |
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But she's hardly a sucker
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12-07-2010, 10:20 AM | #1087 |
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Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!
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12-07-2010, 11:11 AM | #1089 |
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W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",
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12-07-2010, 11:13 AM | #1090 |
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She's got curves in all the right places
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12-07-2010, 11:26 AM | #1092 | |
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12-07-2010, 11:27 AM | #1093 |
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I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
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12-07-2010, 11:44 AM | #1095 |
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Eating crap and picking up sh!t,
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12-07-2010, 11:49 AM | #1096 |
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sometimes I just want to throw a fit
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12-07-2010, 12:42 PM | #1097 |
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cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles
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12-07-2010, 01:04 PM | #1100 |
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Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
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