Some thoughts

macms · 11-06-2010, 08:56 PM

If you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.

I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'fat chance with a face like that!'

I have a new chat up line that works every time!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

CasaDooley · 11-06-2010, 09:09 PM

Bill86 · 11-06-2010, 09:31 PM

icehog3 · 11-06-2010, 09:31 PM

Fred, you low-rent ****!

kelmac07 · 11-06-2010, 09:36 PM

Love 'em!!

SmokeyJoe · 11-06-2010, 09:38 PM

Thanks for the smiles, Fred... glad to see you posting!

smokin5 · 11-06-2010, 09:39 PM

Welcome Back, Sweetie!!

joeobx · 11-07-2010, 12:28 AM

Just about ended up dribbling beer over the keyboard.

docdoty · 11-07-2010, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeobx

Just about ended up dribbling beer over the keyboard.

don't let that happen that would be alcohol abuse

MedicCook · 11-07-2010, 12:34 AM

CBI_2 · 11-07-2010, 10:48 AM

bscottskangum · 11-07-2010, 10:51 AM

Funny

14holestogie · 11-07-2010, 02:27 PM

md4958 · 11-07-2010, 02:35 PM

Its so good to see you posting again my friend.

Mugen910 · 11-07-2010, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Fred, you low-rent ****!

area51 · 11-07-2010, 02:59 PM

I laughed, Thank you.

11-06-2010, 08:56 PM	#1
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Some thoughts If you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday. I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did. Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'fat chance with a face like that!' I have a new chat up line that works every time!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?' __________________

11-06-2010, 09:09 PM	#2
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Some thoughts __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

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Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Some thoughts

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Some thoughts Fred, you low-rent ****! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Some thoughts Love 'em!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-06-2010, 09:38 PM	#6
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Some thoughts Thanks for the smiles, Fred... glad to see you posting! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

11-06-2010, 09:39 PM	#7
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Some thoughts Welcome Back, Sweetie!! __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

11-07-2010, 12:28 AM	#8
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Some thoughts Just about ended up dribbling beer over the keyboard. __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

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MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Some thoughts __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Some thoughts __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-07-2010, 10:51 AM	#12
bscottskangum Oh yeah, I'm awesome! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Barry Location: Hampton, VA Posts: 681 Trading: (11)	Re: Some thoughts Funny

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14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Some thoughts __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

11-07-2010, 02:35 PM	#14
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Some thoughts Its so good to see you posting again my friend. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: Some thoughts I laughed, Thank you. __________________