Scared the crap out of myself

neoflex · 11-01-2010, 12:06 AM

So earlier tonight I decided it was time to go sit out front and hand out candy while enjoying a Tat Face and some Oktoberfests. So I go into the kitchen to the basket that I keep the keys to the cabinets to find out they're not there. WTF! So I figured maybe while the wife was cleaning earlier she moved it to the junk draw, nope not there either. Now I am envisioning not being able to find the keys and eventually having to smash the glass. So after 15 more minutes of torture I go in the dining room to make sure they are not hanging from the door again. Still no luck. So I just so happen to look behind the cabinet to see them sitting on the floor behind it. Not sure how they got back there but pretty psyched I managed to spot them.

maninblack · 11-01-2010, 07:11 AM

That is some scary stuff right there brother! Glad you found them.

kelmac07 · 11-01-2010, 07:21 AM

Kick save!!

Skywalker · 11-01-2010, 07:59 AM

Sweet!!!

Chingas · 11-01-2010, 08:01 AM

Call me next time. Pick the lock and save the glass! Glad there was no smashing for you!

11-01-2010, 11:18 AM

Seriously, you smoked a cigar while handing out candy to little kids? I'm all for smoking rights and of course its your own house but don't think I would smoke and hand out candy at the same time LOL

neoflex · 11-01-2010, 11:35 AM

I kept a basket filled with candy outside with me and was smoking sitting in a chair in front of the garage and when kids would arrive I would set my cigar down and meet them at the end of the driveway. It's not like I was blowing smoke in the kids faces. Hey, if the parents did not like that I was smoking while handing candy out they could have bypassed my house. No worse than over 1/2 the parents smoking a cigarette while taking there kids around anyway. Hell, even a couple dads made mention that they wish they were home handing out candy enjoying a cigar.
I guess I may be odd as I did not see anything wrong with what I did and if parents were really bothered by it, like I said they could have walked on by. No one seemed to have a problem though.

11-01-2010, 12:05 PM

Thats much different then what I pictured in my mind LOL. Nothing wrong with doing it that way.

Gophernut · 11-01-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tx_tuff

Seriously, you smoked a cigar while handing out candy to little kids? I'm all for smoking rights and of course its your own house but don't think I would smoke and hand out candy at the same time LOL

I could have smoked on my front porch holding the bowl of candy. 1 trick or treater, and it was my neighbor's 9 year old daughter who would think it odd if I wasn't smoking a cigar while outside.

hscmit · 11-01-2010, 02:12 PM

glad you found em
pretty lucky by the sound of it

Starz26 · 11-01-2010, 04:11 PM

My wife would have killed me if I smoked a cigar...

I did not appreciate the kids all coming up and just putting their bags in front of my face without saying anything...When asked what do you say some replied "give me some candy" a few just ignored me, went past me and reached into the candy jar to help themselves...

Manners seem to be gone....

neoflex · 11-04-2010, 08:13 PM

Had a few of those. They were the ones that only got one fun size rather than a handful.

11-01-2010, 12:06 AM	#1
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Scared the crap out of myself So earlier tonight I decided it was time to go sit out front and hand out candy while enjoying a Tat Face and some Oktoberfests. So I go into the kitchen to the basket that I keep the keys to the cabinets to find out they're not there. WTF! So I figured maybe while the wife was cleaning earlier she moved it to the junk draw, nope not there either. Now I am envisioning not being able to find the keys and eventually having to smash the glass. So after 15 more minutes of torture I go in the dining room to make sure they are not hanging from the door again. Still no luck. So I just so happen to look behind the cabinet to see them sitting on the floor behind it. Not sure how they got back there but pretty psyched I managed to spot them. __________________

11-01-2010, 07:11 AM	#2
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself That is some scary stuff right there brother! Glad you found them. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

11-01-2010, 07:21 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Kick save!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-01-2010, 07:59 AM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Sweet!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-01-2010, 08:01 AM	#5
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Call me next time. Pick the lock and save the glass! Glad there was no smashing for you! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

11-01-2010, 11:18 AM	#6
tx_tuff Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Seriously, you smoked a cigar while handing out candy to little kids? I'm all for smoking rights and of course its your own house but don't think I would smoke and hand out candy at the same time LOL

11-01-2010, 11:35 AM	#7
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself I kept a basket filled with candy outside with me and was smoking sitting in a chair in front of the garage and when kids would arrive I would set my cigar down and meet them at the end of the driveway. It's not like I was blowing smoke in the kids faces. Hey, if the parents did not like that I was smoking while handing candy out they could have bypassed my house. No worse than over 1/2 the parents smoking a cigarette while taking there kids around anyway. Hell, even a couple dads made mention that they wish they were home handing out candy enjoying a cigar. I guess I may be odd as I did not see anything wrong with what I did and if parents were really bothered by it, like I said they could have walked on by. No one seemed to have a problem though. __________________

11-01-2010, 12:05 PM	#8
tx_tuff Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Thats much different then what I pictured in my mind LOL. Nothing wrong with doing it that way.

11-01-2010, 02:12 PM	#10
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself glad you found em pretty lucky by the sound of it

11-01-2010, 04:11 PM	#11
Starz26 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Eric Location: Ohio Posts: 486 Trading: (22)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself My wife would have killed me if I smoked a cigar... I did not appreciate the kids all coming up and just putting their bags in front of my face without saying anything...When asked what do you say some replied "give me some candy" a few just ignored me, went past me and reached into the candy jar to help themselves... Manners seem to be gone....

11-04-2010, 08:13 PM	#12
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Scared the crap out of myself Had a few of those. They were the ones that only got one fun size rather than a handful. __________________