Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-16-2008, 08:48 AM   #1
ahc4353
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what abou t the other six me n - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay t he highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 09:08 AM   #2
tedrodgerscpa
Palmetto State Herf Crew!
 
tedrodgerscpa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Ted
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 1,712
Trading: (87)
QdO
tedrodgerscpa has disabled reputation
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

LINKY

Above story attributed to

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
__________________

Everyday I'm shufflin...
tedrodgerscpa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 09:13 AM   #3
ahc4353
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Quote:
Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa View Post
LINKY

Above story attributed to

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
Thanks Ted. No credits were given on the copy I received.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 09:21 AM   #4
tedrodgerscpa
Palmetto State Herf Crew!
 
tedrodgerscpa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Ted
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 1,712
Trading: (87)
QdO
tedrodgerscpa has disabled reputation
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Quote:
Originally Posted by ahc4353 View Post
Thanks Ted. No credits were given on the copy I received.
Not a problem. In my line of work, citations are frickin' important as hell, so I wanted to make sure that the creator got his credit.

And, despite the fact that I'm a liberal professor, I can't help but agree 100%. Economics talks, B.S. walks!!!
__________________

Everyday I'm shufflin...
tedrodgerscpa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 11:08 AM   #5
tobii3
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Quote:
Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa View Post
...And, despite the fact that I'm a liberal
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 12:34 PM   #6
zmancbr
CERTIFIED THREAD KILLER!!
 
zmancbr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Zach
Location: Color Red
Posts: 1,692
Trading: (41)
HUpmann
zmancbr has disabled reputation
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

I like it! I am a fellow economist so I found it funny as hell but true!
zmancbr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 12:44 PM   #7
Tombstone
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

That is sad but true in the USSA.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #8
GKitty
JAFO
 
GKitty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Crystal
Location: Olathe, KS
Posts: 1,938
Trading: (8)
HdM
GKitty is just really niceGKitty is just really niceGKitty is just really niceGKitty is just really niceGKitty is just really nice
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Makes me wish I had enough money to drink overseas
__________________
A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.
GKitty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 12:40 AM   #9
CBI_2
Have My Own Room
 
CBI_2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Paul
Location: In my skin.
Posts: 2,066
Trading: (0)
CBI_2 is a jewel in the roughCBI_2 is a jewel in the roughCBI_2 is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Quote:
Originally Posted by ahc4353 View Post

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.


Quote:
Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa View Post
Economics talks, B.S. walks!!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone View Post
That is sad but true in the USSA.
Closer than many realize.
__________________
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff
CBI_2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 07:45 AM   #10
PeteSB75
Have My Own Room
 
PeteSB75's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: CT
Posts: 1,674
Trading: (18)
Montecristo
PeteSB75 will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

Gee, anyone read Atlas Shrugged?
__________________
Formerly Malik23
PeteSB75 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 08:25 AM   #11
md4958
Captain Cannoli
 
md4958's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Moe
Location: Suffield, CT
Posts: 5,712
Trading: (62)
HUpmann
md4958 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Bar Stool Economics

great post!
md4958 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:53 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.