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Old 10-11-2010, 08:34 AM   #1
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1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time - a physical impossibility.



















2. All knuckleheads, after reading #1 will try it.





















3. And discover #1 is a lie.




















4. You are smiling now because you are a knucklehead.




















5. You soon will forward this to another knucklehead.




















6. There is still a smile on your face.







+I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an knucklehead and I needed company.
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Old 10-11-2010, 08:58 AM   #2
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Ha
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Old 10-11-2010, 09:15 AM   #3
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Fellow knucklehead here!!
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Old 10-11-2010, 10:00 AM   #4
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Dang you steve!!!!

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Old 10-12-2010, 04:11 PM   #5
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I know you too well!!!

I always read the entire message, knucklehead!!!
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:32 PM   #6
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I'm a knucklehead

Your a knucklehead

He's a knucklehead

She's a knucklehead

Wouldn't ya like ta be a knucklehead too.
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Old 10-13-2010, 06:32 PM   #7
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haha I like this one. it goes without saying that I was trying this out
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:23 PM   #8
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My wife joined the knucklehead club. I was smart enough to read it and watch her do it.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:45 PM   #9
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Yeah, this is one not to read in public. The guy across the room thinks I want to get to know him in a way that may be illegal in 32 states including Utah.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:47 PM   #10
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Yeah, this is one not to read in public. The guy across the room thinks I want to get to know him in a way that may be illegal in 32 states including Utah.
But Tony is always like that.
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:12 AM   #11
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Fellow knucklehead. I thought I was in a special club because I could do it
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:45 AM   #12
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Knucklehead for life
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:34 AM   #13
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But Tony is always like that.
Oh...SO true!
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I'm a knucklehead
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