Limerick Thread! - Page 2

icehog3 · 09-25-2010, 03:47 PM

And I thought to myself "That ain't wise".

icehog3 · 09-25-2010, 03:47 PM

One dark night in New York,

ninjavanish · 09-25-2010, 04:08 PM

I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...

SmokeyJoe · 09-25-2010, 04:10 PM

So I had to make do,

ninjavanish · 09-25-2010, 04:12 PM

I found some q-tips and hot glue...

SmokeyJoe · 09-25-2010, 04:24 PM

Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork!

SmokeyJoe · 09-25-2010, 04:26 PM

New one:

When the puck finally drops on the ice...

ninjavanish · 09-25-2010, 04:28 PM

Sure as a puck, it is NICE!...

icehog3 · 09-25-2010, 04:34 PM

The Hawks will be flying,

Mr B · 09-25-2010, 06:16 PM

The Sharks wont be dying,

ninjavanish · 09-25-2010, 06:43 PM

And after the game we can all get flied lice.

ninjavanish · 09-25-2010, 06:44 PM

Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right?

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Doctorossi · 09-25-2010, 07:11 PM

Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it.

09-25-2010, 10:49 PM

His stick got all soggy

icehog3 · 09-26-2010, 10:56 AM

And made him quite groggy,

SmokeyJoe · 09-26-2010, 12:23 PM

So had no choice but to chuck it!

SmokeyJoe · 09-26-2010, 12:25 PM

New one:

As I looked out my window one day...

MajorCaptSilly · 09-26-2010, 12:40 PM

I caught a glimpse of my hair all gray

MCS

SUOrangeGuy · 09-26-2010, 01:05 PM

I thought I might dye it.

Doctorossi · 09-26-2010, 01:38 PM

Every week, 'til I buy it.

09-25-2010, 03:47 PM	#21
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And I thought to myself "That ain't wise". __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-25-2010, 03:47 PM	#22
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! One dark night in New York, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-25-2010, 04:08 PM	#23
ninjavanish Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Trust me, your humi isn't big enough. Posts: 507 Trading: (16)	Re: Limerick Thread! I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...

09-25-2010, 04:10 PM	#24
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! So I had to make do, __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-25-2010, 04:12 PM	#25
ninjavanish Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Trust me, your humi isn't big enough. Posts: 507 Trading: (16)	Re: Limerick Thread! I found some q-tips and hot glue...

09-25-2010, 04:24 PM	#26
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-25-2010, 04:26 PM	#27
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: When the puck finally drops on the ice... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-25-2010, 04:28 PM	#28
ninjavanish Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Trust me, your humi isn't big enough. Posts: 507 Trading: (16)	Re: Limerick Thread! Sure as a puck, it is NICE!...

09-25-2010, 04:34 PM	#29
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! The Hawks will be flying, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-25-2010, 06:16 PM	#30
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! The Sharks wont be dying,

09-25-2010, 06:43 PM	#31
ninjavanish Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Trust me, your humi isn't big enough. Posts: 507 Trading: (16)	Re: Limerick Thread! And after the game we can all get flied lice.

09-25-2010, 06:44 PM	#32
ninjavanish Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Trust me, your humi isn't big enough. Posts: 507 Trading: (16)	Re: Limerick Thread! Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right? There once was a man from Nantucket...

09-25-2010, 07:11 PM	#33
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

09-25-2010, 10:49 PM	#34
holli4pirating Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! His stick got all soggy

09-26-2010, 10:56 AM	#35
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And made him quite groggy, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-26-2010, 12:23 PM	#36
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! So had no choice but to chuck it! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-26-2010, 12:25 PM	#37
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: As I looked out my window one day... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-26-2010, 12:40 PM	#38
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09-26-2010, 01:05 PM	#39
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09-26-2010, 01:38 PM	#40
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! Every week, 'til I buy it. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!