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Carlos, nobody plucks my hair. Ever. (I just shave my nose.) I have hair over every square inch of my body except my forehead and that sunspot on the top of my head. I'm convinced I'm 1/2 to 3/4 Sasquatch. Lisa once suggested I shave something or get waxed or some such sh!t (and it wasn't my junk). I told her if she wanted a girl, go get a girl. Since then, I've met her halfway and I bought a professional cordless clipper setup on ebay (my old clippers were junk). I use it to cut my hair and clipper every part of my pelt that I can reach. No one would ever notice I'm doing anything, but I do. She does, too. I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.
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09-22-2010, 03:35 PM | #62 |
F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
You would need to be real careful with that -- an ill-timed sneeze or hiccough could cause major damage
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09-22-2010, 03:54 PM | #63 | |
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09-29-2010, 02:19 PM | #64 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now.
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09-29-2010, 02:28 PM | #65 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
Piss, crap, boogers, nasal hair, ear hair....................gotta love this getting old stuff.
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09-29-2010, 02:31 PM | #66 |
Bunion
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09-29-2010, 03:16 PM | #67 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
Did 50 push-ups this morning. Been working up (from 10) over the past few weeks. Feel .... younger.
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