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Old 09-08-2010, 11:16 AM   #1
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Some of the artists of the '60s & '70s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:13 PM   #2
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Sadly, I'm old enough to know all of those songs.
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:36 PM   #3
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Er wait, me too!
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Old 09-08-2010, 03:10 PM   #4
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Thanks for the laugh!

I, too, am old enough to remember all of those songs.
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Old 09-08-2010, 03:13 PM   #5
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me too.
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Old 09-08-2010, 03:22 PM   #6
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Yep. Me too.
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Old 09-08-2010, 05:07 PM   #7
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Most of these apply to Tbone!!
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