A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women

Powers · 09-05-2010, 09:15 PM

A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study.

A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife:

"Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions"

The other woman responded:

"Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move."

Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing...

The deacon's wife replied:

"'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!"

TripleF · 09-05-2010, 09:29 PM

Good one Mike!

Starscream · 09-05-2010, 10:34 PM

kelmac07 · 09-06-2010, 08:17 AM

CBI_2 · 09-06-2010, 10:15 PM

Hilarious Mike.

09-05-2010, 09:15 PM	#1
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study. A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife: "Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions" The other woman responded: "Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move." Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing... The deacon's wife replied: "'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!" __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

09-05-2010, 09:29 PM	#2
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women Good one Mike! __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

09-05-2010, 10:34 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women __________________ Insert quote here.

09-06-2010, 08:17 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-06-2010, 10:15 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women Hilarious Mike. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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