Holt's catalog smells bad

MajorCaptSilly · 12-02-2008, 02:00 PM

It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

VirtualSmitty · 12-02-2008, 02:02 PM

I noticed that too lol.

12-02-2008, 02:14 PM

Your not supposed to "huff" it, your just supposed to look at the perty pictures!

dunng · 12-02-2008, 02:18 PM

Hmmm... I read mine in the "library" so i cannot say I have noticed it...

md4958 · 12-02-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

dont take it into the crapper with you, it might smell less

csbrewfisher · 12-02-2008, 02:21 PM

Captain,

That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?

dunng · 12-02-2008, 02:25 PM

Could also be sent by regions...

12-02-2008, 02:26 PM

You think the catalog smells bad......

12-02-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

This question coming from the guy who used to sniff the paper off the ditto machines??

Whee · 12-02-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

You're not actually supposed to smoke the PICTURES of the cigars. They are for display purposes only.

cbsmokin · 12-02-2008, 02:44 PM

Rub your Playboy magazine on it, it will get rid of the stink on the Holt's and the stick ... er um, static on the Playboy.

ambientboy · 12-02-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

Captain,

That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?

Let's see, my last name start with "W" and mine still needed a hazmat suit to be read!

PS Padron.....yum

stevieray · 12-02-2008, 02:53 PM

I kinda like the smell (of the catalog). Brings back memories of the ditto sheets my teachers handed out in grammer school.

Mugen910 · 12-02-2008, 02:57 PM

great..now I'm going to go home and smell the damn thing to see what you're talking about.

LkyLindy · 12-02-2008, 03:36 PM

One mans stink is another mans honey pot

MikeyC · 12-02-2008, 04:00 PM

Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.

stevieray · 12-02-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeyC

Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.

you must be the only one.......once you get on the mailing list it's imposible to get off of it.

12-02-2008, 02:00 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Holt's catalog smells bad It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!! MCS

12-02-2008, 02:02 PM	#2
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad I noticed that too lol. __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin

12-02-2008, 02:14 PM	#3
Cigarmark Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Your not supposed to "huff" it, your just supposed to look at the perty pictures!

12-02-2008, 02:18 PM	#4
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Hmmm... I read mine in the "library" so i cannot say I have noticed it... __________________ MassHole Banter

12-02-2008, 02:21 PM	#6
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Captain, That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?

12-02-2008, 02:25 PM	#7
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Could also be sent by regions... __________________ MassHole Banter

12-02-2008, 02:26 PM	#8
vicvitola Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad You think the catalog smells bad......

12-02-2008, 02:44 PM	#11
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 883 Trading: (10)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Rub your Playboy magazine on it, it will get rid of the stink on the Holt's and the stick ... er um, static on the Playboy. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

12-02-2008, 02:53 PM	#13
stevieray Just slacking off Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: CT Posts: 721 Trading: (42)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad I kinda like the smell (of the catalog). Brings back memories of the ditto sheets my teachers handed out in grammer school. __________________

12-02-2008, 02:57 PM	#14
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad great..now I'm going to go home and smell the damn thing to see what you're talking about. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

12-02-2008, 03:36 PM	#15
LkyLindy Chief Cook/Bottle Washer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Harvey Location: Long Island NY Posts: 134 Trading: (6)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad One mans stink is another mans honey pot __________________ any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fu*k up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius.

12-02-2008, 04:00 PM	#16
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Re: Holt's catalog smells bad Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list. __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

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