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Old 08-18-2010, 09:33 AM   #1
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Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe"

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Old 08-18-2010, 09:48 AM   #2
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:21 PM   #3
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Why did I open this thread?
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:46 PM   #6
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That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:50 PM   #9
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That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
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Old 08-18-2010, 06:09 PM   #10
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Come on now, surely someone must be able to add other stupid "why did" jokes to this thread (please don't call me Shirley).
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Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe"


Oh! I see what you did there!!!
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What did the monkey say when his tail got cut off?

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Old 08-19-2010, 12:25 PM   #13
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That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
...I always liked this one:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




"Where's my tractor?"



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why was 6 afraid of 7?





Because 7, ATE (8), 9!
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