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Old 07-16-2010, 10:21 AM   #1
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Default I want to go back to the time when:

~ Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
~ Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!"
~ "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
~ Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
~ Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
~ It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
~ Being old referred to anyone over 20.
~ The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and the rules didn't matter.
~ The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
~ It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb or take my nose off my face.
~ It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
~ Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
~ Nobody was prettier than Mom.
~ Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
~ It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
~ Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
~ Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
~ Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
~ "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
~ Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
~ The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
~ War was a card game.
~ Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
~ Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
~ Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
~ Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
~ Older siblings were the worst tormentors but also the fiercest protectors.
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Old 07-16-2010, 10:35 AM   #2
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I'm with you on these brother...those were the days we all wish we could re-live
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Old 07-16-2010, 10:51 AM   #3
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The good ol' days
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:24 PM   #4
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Oh yes...the good 'ole days!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:26 PM   #5
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:01 PM   #6
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~ The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Today, there'd be a lawsuit involved.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:15 PM   #7
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Alas I am old enough to say "the good old days"
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:32 PM   #8
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Don't forget you can't keep score! And every kid gets a trophy!!!

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Old 07-16-2010, 02:37 PM   #9
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I want to go back to that time to!
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:35 PM   #10
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Wish it was that way again!!!!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:48 PM   #11
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I remember me and my friends crowding around a water spigot at the park after a pickup baseball game. Hell, sometimes we'd drink from a creek. None of us got sick.
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:57 PM   #12
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Wow. I don't think you could have paid me to drink from the creek near my house when I was a kid. Nasty. Of course, we STILL swam in it...

Mom: "What's that smell!? Eeeeeww."
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