Thanksgiving Joke

shilala · 11-25-2008, 05:07 PM

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
In desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Genetic Defect · 11-25-2008, 05:53 PM

love this Joke Scott

11-25-2008, 05:55 PM

Hahahaha!

brigey57 · 11-25-2008, 09:27 PM

Guess that put him in his place. Hahahahaha!

poker · 11-25-2008, 09:33 PM

LOL!

Being a moderator over the years, we have actually seen folks in the past that acted JUST like that parrot and got banned just like that turkey.

11-25-2008, 09:51 PM

Here I thought you just had Auls over for a little while.

11-25-2008, 05:07 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Thanksgiving Joke Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" __________________

11-25-2008, 05:53 PM	#2
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: Thanksgiving Joke love this Joke Scott __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

11-25-2008, 05:55 PM	#3
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Thanksgiving Joke Hahahaha!

11-25-2008, 09:27 PM	#4
brigey57 Smoke me if you can... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bri Location: Enjoying the weather here! Posts: 256 Trading: (0)	Re: Thanksgiving Joke Guess that put him in his place. Hahahahaha! __________________ There are five things that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a fine cigar." Just say NO to SCHIP and Cigar taxes!

11-25-2008, 09:33 PM	#5
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Thanksgiving Joke LOL! Being a moderator over the years, we have actually seen folks in the past that acted JUST like that parrot and got banned just like that turkey. __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

11-25-2008, 09:51 PM	#6
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Thanksgiving Joke Here I thought you just had Auls over for a little while.

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