I tried to warn him...

elderboy02 · 11-23-2008, 07:19 PM

Well today we went up to Indiana to celebrate Thanksgiving with my Mom's side of the family. I took a DPG JJ Maduro and a AF Hemingway with me. My cousin smokes cigarettes.

We were out shooting clay pigeons with our shotguns, and I asked him if he wanted to take a hit off the DPG JJ Maduro that I was smoking. He said "Hell Yeah!" I said "Don't inhale it b/c it is very full bodied and is pretty spicy".

Well, I am sure that you can guess what he did. He inhaled it and almost threw the cigar to the ground.

He was couging and gagging for 5 minutes. The 10 of us out shooting were lauging our ass off. He almost threw up. I told him that I warned him and he said "I didn't think it would kill me". Later on I was smoking the AF Hemingway and he loved it.

So, please be sure to warn new cigar smokers not to inhale

Cigarcop · 11-23-2008, 07:22 PM

Thats funny as hell, I may be taking a road trip to Indiana myself on Friday...long ride from here

Starscream · 11-23-2008, 07:24 PM

I love to see casual cigar smokers trying to inhale cigars.

Volt · 11-23-2008, 07:25 PM

Now that's some funny $hit

On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.

Cigarcop · 11-23-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Volt

Now that's some funny $hit

On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.

I have a female friend who also can inhale cigars (always) just didn't know how to word it in a nice manner!!!

hotreds · 11-23-2008, 07:30 PM

I guess he learned his lesson!

chippewastud79 · 11-23-2008, 07:30 PM

Thats weird. What a big dummy

On the other hand, I know plenty of cigar smokers who inhale every cigar I give them and they never seem to have a problem. Must be different for him.

SmokinApe · 11-23-2008, 07:35 PM

I was smoking a stick at a neighbors BBQ and this ole lady about 80 asked for a drag... She took a huge puff inhaled and exhaled just fine and then walked off... I was like WTF???

elderboy02 · 11-23-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Thats weird. What a big dummy

On the other hand, I know plenty of cigar smokers who inhale every cigar I give them and they never seem to have a problem. Must be different for him.

Yeah. I just think the DPG JJ Maduro was too strong for him. He went on his honeymoon to Cabo, and he bought a "real" Cuban and he said he inhaled it. He also inhaled my AF Hemingway without a problem.

HK3- · 11-23-2008, 07:38 PM

That's some hilarious shite right there!

Same thing happened with me... At a cookout one night this chic that smoked cigarettes asked me for a cigar. I gave her a partagas short and told her not to inhale........ yep, she smoked the whole thing inhaling every bit! Afterwards, she was puking and had to be carried out to the car when they left.

HK3- · 11-23-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokinApe

I was smoking a stick at a neighbors BBQ and this ole lady about 80 asked for a drag... She took a huge puff inhaled and exhaled just fine and then walked off... I was like WTF???

Ol iron lung! She probably smoked camel filterless her whole life.

Starscream · 11-23-2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Volt

On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.

Is this your friend's mom?
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groogs · 11-23-2008, 07:50 PM

That is funny, I have inhaled some cigars (not on purpos) and felt the same way.

SmokinApe · 11-23-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HK3-

That's some hilarious shite right there!

Same thing happened with me... At a cookout one night this chic that smoked cigarettes asked me for a cigar. I gave her a partagas short and told her not to inhale........ yep, she smoked the whole thing inhaling every bit! Afterwards, she was puking and had to be carried out to the car when they left.

That is sooo hot!

elderboy02 · 11-24-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Is this your friend's mom?
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Who is that?

pnoon · 11-24-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

Who is that?

Sam Kinnison.

fissure · 11-24-2008, 02:02 PM

Anne Ramsey, AKA Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

landhoney · 11-24-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Sam Kinnison.

I see it.

Starscream · 11-24-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Sam Kinnison.

They could pass for twins.

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Originally Posted by fissure

Anne Ramsey, AKA Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

Correct, sir.

11-24-2008, 02:24 PM

I tell new cigar smokers to make SURE they inhale.

11-23-2008, 07:19 PM	#1
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	I tried to warn him... Well today we went up to Indiana to celebrate Thanksgiving with my Mom's side of the family. I took a DPG JJ Maduro and a AF Hemingway with me. My cousin smokes cigarettes. We were out shooting clay pigeons with our shotguns, and I asked him if he wanted to take a hit off the DPG JJ Maduro that I was smoking. He said "Hell Yeah!" I said "Don't inhale it b/c it is very full bodied and is pretty spicy". Well, I am sure that you can guess what he did. He inhaled it and almost threw the cigar to the ground. He was couging and gagging for 5 minutes. The 10 of us out shooting were lauging our ass off. He almost threw up. I told him that I warned him and he said "I didn't think it would kill me". Later on I was smoking the AF Hemingway and he loved it. So, please be sure to warn new cigar smokers not to inhale

11-23-2008, 07:22 PM	#2
Cigarcop Wishin I Was Fishin Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pa, In a treestand Posts: 1,434 Trading: (40)	Re: I tried to warn him... Thats funny as hell, I may be taking a road trip to Indiana myself on Friday...long ride from here

11-23-2008, 07:24 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: I tried to warn him... I love to see casual cigar smokers trying to inhale cigars. __________________ Insert quote here.

11-23-2008, 07:25 PM	#4
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: I tried to warn him... Now that's some funny $hit On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady. __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

11-23-2008, 07:30 PM	#6
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: I tried to warn him... I guess he learned his lesson! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: I tried to warn him... Thats weird. What a big dummy On the other hand, I know plenty of cigar smokers who inhale every cigar I give them and they never seem to have a problem. Must be different for him. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

11-23-2008, 07:35 PM	#8
SmokinApe Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeremy Posts: 1,267 Trading: (35)	Re: I tried to warn him... I was smoking a stick at a neighbors BBQ and this ole lady about 80 asked for a drag... She took a huge puff inhaled and exhaled just fine and then walked off... I was like WTF???

11-23-2008, 07:38 PM	#10
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: I tried to warn him... That's some hilarious shite right there! Same thing happened with me... At a cookout one night this chic that smoked cigarettes asked me for a cigar. I gave her a partagas short and told her not to inhale........ yep, she smoked the whole thing inhaling every bit! Afterwards, she was puking and had to be carried out to the car when they left.

11-23-2008, 07:50 PM	#13
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: I tried to warn him... That is funny, I have inhaled some cigars (not on purpos) and felt the same way.

11-24-2008, 02:02 PM	#17
fissure DHC Black Ops Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Grand Blanc, Mi Posts: 1,184 Trading: (48)	Re: I tried to warn him... Anne Ramsey, AKA Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

11-24-2008, 02:24 PM	#20
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I tried to warn him... I tell new cigar smokers to make SURE they inhale.

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