flt from London

SNKBYT · 02-09-2010, 05:31 AM

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a couple of whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

Mr.Erskine · 02-09-2010, 08:41 AM

+1

Steve · 02-09-2010, 09:20 AM

kelmac07 · 02-09-2010, 10:41 AM

Good one!!

shilala · 02-09-2010, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Erskine

+1

issues · 02-09-2010, 04:29 PM

CBI_2 · 02-09-2010, 07:55 PM

02-09-2010, 05:31 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	flt from London A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a couple of whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.' __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

02-09-2010, 08:41 AM	#2
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: flt from London +1 __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

02-09-2010, 09:20 AM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: flt from London __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-09-2010, 10:41 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: flt from London Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-09-2010, 04:29 PM	#6
issues Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Tony Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,626 Trading: (8)	Re: flt from London

02-09-2010, 07:55 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: flt from London __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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