|
02-08-2010, 02:49 PM | #121 |
Snatchin' yo people up
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
|
02-09-2010, 05:22 AM | #123 |
PATRIOT and VETERAN
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
thought you snow bound guys could use a laugh
December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down From heaven.. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow Covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic Sight! Can there be a more lovely place in The whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've Ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered Up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got To shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14 Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything Sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and Buried everything again. I didn't Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16 Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very Cruel. December 17 Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I Should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of The damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all Day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're Lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have Another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done And bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more Inches of the white s*it fell today, and it's so cold, It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the Asshole is lying. December 23 Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house This morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She Says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I Ever catch the son of a bit*h who drives that snow Plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow. December 25 Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. December 26 Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. December 28 Warmed up to above -20.. Still snowed in. The bi*ch is driving me crazy!!! December 29 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December 30 Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted. December 31 I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. January 8 Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
__________________
"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
02-09-2010, 06:50 PM | #126 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Thats hilarious!!! You guys are posting great pics, I really like the one of the doggy romping in the snow. Our little dog takes one step into it, and then its back into the house for her.
|
02-09-2010, 07:06 PM | #127 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
__________________
...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
02-09-2010, 07:44 PM | #128 |
5 3 1
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Snowing again here right now. They are saying another 18-22inches...
__________________
" Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. " |
02-10-2010, 10:18 AM | #129 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
I don't know when or where this was taken (a friend passed this along), but this is just ridiculous, wrong cold!
I think I would head SOUTH!!! Looking at it I'm not convinced it's not photochopped. Look at the boats in the background...but it's still just plain wrong
__________________
...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
02-10-2010, 05:05 PM | #133 |
PATRIOT and VETERAN
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
did he have to plow the the street afterwards?..........glad I moved
__________________
"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
02-10-2010, 05:21 PM | #135 |
5 3 1
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Loving the pics there Evan. Much the same here. I'm maybe 20 minutes south of you...
__________________
" Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. " |
02-10-2010, 10:25 PM | #136 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Great pics
We got a foot and a half here in OH over the weekend and another 6 the last 24 hours. I had to go dig out the same daughter twice in one day Sunday. The second time she was stuck in a frozen tire track on flat ground. Man I am sick of this, this year Chas |
02-11-2010, 07:05 AM | #138 |
The Dude Abides
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Got about 1/2 inch this morning here in Dallas. Everyone is FREAKING OUT!!!
__________________
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." – Robert A. Heinlein |
02-11-2010, 08:05 AM | #139 |
Rider on the storm.
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
All this snow is what happens when Hell freezes over and the Saints win the Superbowl.
They are forecasting 2 - 4 inches of snow in the area north of New Orleans for tonight. SNOW! It's why I live down here and not in Washington State.
__________________
WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it. |
02-11-2010, 08:48 AM | #140 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
|
Re: *Storm of 09 Blizzard of 2010 Pics
Just remember, GLOBAL WARMING
Stay warm and safe everyone!
__________________
...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|