Valentine's Day Hook-Ups

Steve · 02-08-2010, 09:15 AM

VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS

- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

02-08-2010, 09:34 AM

If Loyd Christmas would have married Marry Swanson you would have Merry Christmas.

MedicCook · 02-08-2010, 09:38 AM

RevSmoke · 02-08-2010, 10:14 AM

I think someone is trying to hard and needs a nap.

G G · 02-08-2010, 10:28 AM

kelmac07 · 02-08-2010, 01:11 PM

02-08-2010, 01:24 PM

There sure are a lot of necrophiliacs in there!

CBI_2 · 02-09-2010, 08:25 PM

02-09-2010, 09:40 PM

lol

Skywalker · 02-09-2010, 09:41 PM

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader!!!

02-08-2010, 09:15 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Valentine's Day Hook-Ups VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. - If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. - If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. - How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-08-2010, 09:34 AM	#2
dubs chops Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups If Loyd Christmas would have married Marry Swanson you would have Merry Christmas.

02-08-2010, 09:38 AM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

02-08-2010, 10:14 AM	#4
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,875 Trading: (51)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups I think someone is trying to hard and needs a nap. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

02-08-2010, 10:28 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups

02-08-2010, 01:11 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-08-2010, 01:24 PM	#7
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups There sure are a lot of necrophiliacs in there!

02-09-2010, 08:25 PM	#8
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-09-2010, 09:40 PM	#9
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups lol

02-09-2010, 09:41 PM	#10
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Valentine's Day Hook-Ups If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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