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Old 09-28-2009, 08:34 PM   #1
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A man come home to work early and finds his wife in bed with another man:

Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I've been having an affair with Joe for 2 years.
Husband: That's not very nice.
Wife: Why did you come home early?
Husband: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm getting the flu.
Wife: Why don't you go downstairs and I'll fix you some hot soup.
Husband: That sounds good. Do we have enough for Joe?
Joe: I just ate a sandwich.
Wife: You should have room for soup. It's vegetable!
Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?


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Old 09-28-2009, 08:55 PM   #2
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Oh... and any word on my pants?
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:56 PM   #3
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:00 PM   #4
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:09 AM   #5
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:18 AM   #6
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Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:30 AM   #7
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I'm thinking the punchline is that fact that there is a lack of a punchline.
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:57 AM   #8
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Got me scratching my head too!!
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Old 09-29-2009, 06:04 AM   #9
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I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!


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Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:36 AM   #11
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:42 AM   #12
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Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.
I'm still waiting for the day where a gun does anything violent. I have been watching mine for a while, and all they do is just sit there. They are so lazy, they actually make me operate them!

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.
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Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.
My spoon will make me skinny ... it ran away with the dish.
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Oh... and any word on my pants?
Yeah, I think it reads "SASSY"

Ha ha--no soup for you
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A head scratcher, but the comments have been funny
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Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?


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This is some very dry, very clever stuff!! Classic misdirection!

Never-the-less, You are still to be considered a whackjob!! ....... and we like that about you!!

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