My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.

[GreekGodX]

Originally Posted by DPD6030

Great Indian Scott but does she buy you cigars.

Real question, will she buy me cigars?

Just remember the cigar Indian isn't going to keep you warm in bed at night. He will be stealing your cigars as retribution

[floydpink]

but the question is; does she speak Indian?

[hotreds]

Waitaminute! Is that the guy that tried to help me with my computer the other evening?

Originally Posted by dogface_313

i love the comments on this thread. Forum Gold!

It's GOLD Jerry!! Gold!!

[longknocker]

Awesome, Scott!

[shilala]

Originally Posted by aich75013

Does it light up or something?
I noticed the power supply behind it.

I don't think so. I really didn't look it over too much. I was a bit preoccupied.

Originally Posted by Spitnchew

The REAL question is, Does she KNOW it's a cigar Indian?

Yes, she does.
It's actually her second one. The first one was a giant ceramic one and one of the kids broke it. This guy is the replacement.
I was just on the phone with her and told her about the thread and asked if it was wood, cause it really looks authentic. She said she didn't know, but she didn't think so.
Regardless, it looks like the real deal. It's only about three feet tall. I'd say it's a midget cigar indian, but Darrell will probably go into convulsions.

Originally Posted by bigloo

Is this a wierd Jerry Macquire thing where JErry fell for the kid? You falling in love with the Cigar Indian and not the women? Does the cigar Indian complete you Scott?

It's funny you asked that, Lu. We were talking one day, and she asked about football, and I launched into a sports thing. She told me "You had me at football."
She loves our Steelers.

Originally Posted by icehog3

Sure beats herpes, Scott!

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

[shvictor]

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

[cort]

Does the Indian have a sister?

[shilala]

Originally Posted by shvictor

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Cort

Does the Indian have a sister?

A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.

[cort]

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

[itsme_timd]

The real question is will she cook Indian food for you while you herf with the guys and listen to Cigar Store Indians. If the answer is yes, go ahead and propose now.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Cort

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

[cort]

Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

[Doctorossi]

Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

[Mark]

Originally Posted by shilala

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Great, Scott.

Now I need to go clean off my monitor

Originally Posted by shilala

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa.

I would not kick her out for eating crackers in bed.

Nice work, old bean.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways.

[MedicCook]

Very nice Scott. If things don't work out, grab the Indian.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by shilala

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Imagine herpes and a Padilla, Scott.



She's beautiful, Scott....is it your charming personality that won her over, or your great big......
















....humidor.