The Nagging Wife

germantown rob · 08-26-2009, 05:53 PM

THE NAGGING WIFE;

An attorney arrived home late,
after a very tough day trying to get a
stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged,
for murder at midnight.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed,
and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home,
his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it and on, and on, and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and

poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the

bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged

himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told

that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of

execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to

go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door,

she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his

legs and feet.

They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,

DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'

G G · 08-26-2009, 07:38 PM

classic,haha.

Steve · 08-27-2009, 10:45 AM

Blindjimme · 08-27-2009, 10:59 AM

Ha! That's good

kydsid · 08-27-2009, 11:06 AM

csbrewfisher · 08-27-2009, 11:49 AM

Great joke! I don't know why, but it brings to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-7C...om=PL&index=18

14holestogie · 08-27-2009, 12:02 PM

Skywalker · 08-27-2009, 12:12 PM

I get that a lot!!!

germantown rob · 08-27-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

Great joke! I don't know why, but it brings to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-7C...om=PL&index=18

Sadly it makes me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orymhgZ6XoA

Chris. · 08-29-2009, 03:12 PM

Took me a minute, but I lol'd!

08-26-2009, 05:53 PM	#1
germantown rob Still not Adjusted Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rob Location: Philadelphia Posts: 330 Trading: (1)	The Nagging Wife THE NAGGING WIFE; An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged, for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it and on, and on, and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'

08-26-2009, 07:38 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: The Nagging Wife classic,haha.

08-27-2009, 10:45 AM	#3
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08-27-2009, 10:59 AM	#4
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: The Nagging Wife Ha! That's good

08-27-2009, 11:06 AM	#5
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08-27-2009, 11:49 AM	#6
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: The Nagging Wife Great joke! I don't know why, but it brings to mind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-7C...om=PL&index=18 __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-27-2009, 12:02 PM	#7
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: The Nagging Wife __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

08-27-2009, 12:12 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Nagging Wife I get that a lot!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-29-2009, 03:12 PM	#10
Chris. PSHC! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 1,842 Trading: (25)	Re: The Nagging Wife Took me a minute, but I lol'd! __________________

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