Life in a Mental Hospital

Prozac_Puros · 11-04-2008, 01:48 PM

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Patient
pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse
asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?"

Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Newfoundland!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day
the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary
car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?"

Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into St. Johns Newfoundland and
I need some rest."

That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into
another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ???
"To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Newfoundland"

groogs · 11-04-2008, 06:47 PM

Just goes to show you can't even trust the mentaly insane.

11-04-2008, 06:51 PM

LOL!

Nice!

CBI_2 · 11-04-2008, 06:59 PM

nice. Didn't see that one coming.

G G · 11-04-2008, 08:49 PM

Good one, Bro.

11-04-2008, 01:48 PM	#1
Prozac_Puros Non-Medicated Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: On the back 9 of life Posts: 494 Trading: (13)	Life in a Mental Hospital In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Newfoundland!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?" Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into St. Johns Newfoundland and I need some rest." That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ??? "To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Newfoundland" __________________ Mentally, I've got a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it together

11-04-2008, 06:47 PM	#2
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Life in a Mental Hospital Just goes to show you can't even trust the mentaly insane.

11-04-2008, 06:51 PM	#3
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Life in a Mental Hospital LOL! Nice!

11-04-2008, 06:59 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Life in a Mental Hospital nice. Didn't see that one coming. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-04-2008, 08:49 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Life in a Mental Hospital Good one, Bro.

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