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Old 11-03-2008, 10:30 PM   #1
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Default State Slogans

Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:
Wynot?
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:41 AM   #2
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So true...
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:39 PM   #3
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Those are great!
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:05 PM   #4
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Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Nevada:
Whores and Poker!

Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
These are my favorites, pretty much reigns true across the board for all of them, but Ohio is definitely true. Nevada cracks me up.
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:34 PM   #5
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Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

Hay, thay got my kinfolk quoted!!!
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:48 PM   #6
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:12 PM   #7
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I live in Georgia right now but how true is that for the slogan!! I almost wet my panties reading it.
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Old 11-04-2008, 10:10 PM   #8
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Saskatchewan

Hard to spell (say) easy to draw.
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Old 11-05-2008, 01:20 AM   #9
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Quote:
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
Makes me proud!
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:18 AM   #10
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Kansas' REAL state slogan (which is just as funny as a joke):



Kansas: As big as you think.
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:37 AM   #11
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California has a new one this morning:

Gays Out, Underage Womb Scraping In, all on one Train
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:53 PM   #12
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New York:
Whatta YOU lookin' at?
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