Your Age by Cigars...

csbrewfisher · 08-04-2009, 04:15 PM

1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
smoke a cigar (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be realistic)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 (time to get the calculator)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If you
haven't, add 1758

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this number is your original number (i.e., how many
times you want to smoke a cigar this week).

The next two numbers are your age...

08-04-2009, 04:19 PM

creepy, but it worked

08-04-2009, 04:22 PM

WHOA, what the hell!

08-04-2009, 04:23 PM

Worked for me too!!!!

08-04-2009, 04:27 PM

Whoah, duuuuude! You're totally freakin' me out, maaaannn!

csbrewfisher · 08-04-2009, 04:28 PM

That's my job Mert...LOL

BUCASmoker · 08-04-2009, 04:40 PM

Basic math

all you are doing is subtracting the year you were born from 2008 or 2009 (5*50 = 250 +1758/1759 = 2008/2009.... whether youve had your bday or not), and putting the number you pick in front of it by multiplying it by 100 (2*50)

I hate being such a nerd that I can't fall for these

Skywalker · 08-04-2009, 04:45 PM

I love it!!!

Now to go out and smoke 645 cigars!!!

Blindjimme · 08-04-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUCASmoker

Basic math

Nuh uh, it's magic.

WildBlueSooner · 08-04-2009, 05:14 PM

I love being to stupid in math to love these magic tricks!

08-04-2009, 05:48 PM

wow. The first time I tried it, it didn't work. second time I figured, hey, 4 a week sounds a little more likely. lo and behold, it worked.

kelmac07 · 08-04-2009, 06:51 PM

Freaky...Love these math tricks!!

G G · 08-04-2009, 06:55 PM

Nice.

Starscream · 08-04-2009, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

Nice.

730

7cigars a week and my age is 30.

elderboy02 · 08-04-2009, 07:52 PM

725

Works for me

M1903A1 · 08-04-2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly

creepy, but it worked

zmancbr · 08-05-2009, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordOfWu

Whoah, duuuuude! You're totally freakin' me out, maaaannn!

Nice...that works well lol... Oh and it doesn't take much to freak Mert out LOL...

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chippewastud79 · 08-05-2009, 12:26 AM

It works for everyone

karmaz00 · 08-05-2009, 12:30 AM

wow weird

MedicCook · 08-05-2009, 12:30 AM

I don't think I have enough cigars to equal my number.

08-04-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Your Age by Cigars... 1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to smoke a cigar (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be realistic) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 (time to get the calculator) 5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If you haven't, add 1758 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this number is your original number (i.e., how many times you want to smoke a cigar this week). The next two numbers are your age... __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-04-2009, 04:19 PM	#2
SchizoFilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Your Age by Cigars... creepy, but it worked

08-04-2009, 04:22 PM	#3
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Your Age by Cigars... WHOA, what the hell!

08-04-2009, 04:23 PM	#4
dubnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Your Age by Cigars... Worked for me too!!!!

08-04-2009, 04:27 PM	#5
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Your Age by Cigars... Whoah, duuuuude! You're totally freakin' me out, maaaannn!

08-04-2009, 04:28 PM	#6
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... That's my job Mert...LOL __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-04-2009, 04:40 PM	#7
BUCASmoker Where the sun never sets Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Vadim Location: Newport Posts: 267 Trading: (9)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... Basic math all you are doing is subtracting the year you were born from 2008 or 2009 (550 = 250 +1758/1759 = 2008/2009.... whether youve had your bday or not), and putting the number you pick in front of it by multiplying it by 100 (250) I hate being such a nerd that I can't fall for these

08-04-2009, 04:45 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... I love it!!! Now to go out and smoke 645 cigars!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-04-2009, 05:14 PM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... I love being to stupid in math to love these magic tricks! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

08-04-2009, 05:48 PM	#11
SupremePie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Your Age by Cigars... wow. The first time I tried it, it didn't work. second time I figured, hey, 4 a week sounds a little more likely. lo and behold, it worked.

08-04-2009, 06:51 PM	#12
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... Freaky...Love these math tricks!!

08-04-2009, 06:55 PM	#13
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... Nice.

08-04-2009, 07:52 PM	#15
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... 725 Works for me

08-05-2009, 12:26 AM	#18
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... It works for everyone __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

08-05-2009, 12:30 AM	#19
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... wow weird __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

08-05-2009, 12:30 AM	#20
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Your Age by Cigars... I don't think I have enough cigars to equal my number. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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