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			 Taters of the lost Ark 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			 JAFO 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Can't be worse that the waiting game we played with Killians... who did eventually come through.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Just signed up for mine. Confirmation email says "within 2 months". Time to play the waiting game.  
		
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	A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.  | 
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			 Mila smoked my cigar 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I sent one in.  We will see.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Bunion 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			My dog is so gonna love the freebies   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() All surveys and subscriptions are in my dog's name. He sure is popular. Makes telemarketing calls short. 
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			 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			 Nuts I tell ya. 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Sweet. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Now I'll have some towels to clean my Killians glasses with. 
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	When life hands ya lemons, you make lemonade...then you find someone who has vodka and have a party.  | 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Can't wait for my Sham-Wow, to go with my Killian's Scam-Now "shot glasses".  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Ditat Deus 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Lol I do the same thing except my dog is dead.  "Why on earth would you want to talk to my dead dog?" *Sniff*  Ends a conversation post haste.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Have My Own Room 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Yo, Yo Yo,    what about a link, hook a brudda up?   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() (a la Killian's thread) 
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			 Down the stretch 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Yo Yo Yo, click and ye shall find!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Ephesians 2:8 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			You guys are nuts! That Sham Wow guy will come in front of your house at 2am and start pitching with a bullhorn!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...8091sham1.html 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Wonder if they cleaned that room with a Sham Wow.   (pics are bloody)Seems Mr. Sham Wow is a bad bad boy.  | 
	
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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