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Old 06-10-2009, 10:47 PM   #1
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."

The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."

The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."

The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:51 PM   #2
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:25 AM   #3
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My wife (who is blonde) got a chuckle from this.
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:16 PM   #4
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lol good one
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:51 PM   #5
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Sick Paul. I'm telling you, you're sick, but I like it!
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:54 PM   #6
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:31 PM   #7
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That shall be shared among friends this weekend. Good stuff!
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:59 PM   #8
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There you go, good one Paul.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:08 PM   #9
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Thank you. Thank you very much.




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Old 06-11-2009, 08:09 PM   #10
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Oh smack!!
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